By Tom Fornelli, CBS Sports: We are impressively stupid creatures. We think we’re smart because we look around at every other species on this planet and know that we’re smarter than them, but just because you can beat a 70-year old man in a foot race, it doesn’t mean you’re fast.
I cooked him, though.
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