By Alicia de Artola, Reign of Troy:Â Leave it to The Onion to take the Sam Darnold trade saga and turn it into absolute gold.
It all began on Tuesday when the Panthers traded draft picks to the Jets to bring Darnold from New York to Carolina. The Onion took the story and made it that much better.

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